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1. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
2. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
3. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
4. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
5. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
6. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
7. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
8. Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
9. Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.
10. Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
11. Man who sit on tack get point.
12. Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
13. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
14. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
15. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
16. Man who run in front of car, get tired.
17. Man who run behind car, get exhausted.
18. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
19. Condom should be used on every conceivable occasion.
20. Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
21. Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
22. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers.
23. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
24. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
25. Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
26. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
27. Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.
28. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.
29. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
30. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
31. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter.
32. Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.
33. Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.
34. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
35. Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
36. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
37. Man who put rooster in ice compartment take out stiff cock.
38. No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.
39. Woman who wear wonder-bra make mountains out of molehills.
40. Learn to masturbate, come in handy.
41. Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.
42. Man who put cream in tart not always baker.
43. Girls should not marry basketball players - they dribble before they shoot.
44. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
45. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
46. Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
47. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
48. Man who sit on tack get point.
49. Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
50. Folk who make Confucius joke speak bad english.

Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog