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"Maybe you're the plucky comic relief." -- Galaxy Quest
"We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26...we were of that disposition." -- High Fidelity
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" -- Roadhouse
"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you." -- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! -- Dr. Strangelove
"Shut the fuck up, Donny." -- The Big Lebowski
"If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep." -- The Magnificent Seven
"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died." -- Clue
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus." -- The Big Lebowski
"Meet me in Montauk." -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?" -- Heathers
"That's just the way it crumbles ... cookie wise." - The Apartment
"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -- The Rock
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? -- Spaceballs
"I aim to misbehave." -- Serenity
"People are so stupid I can't bear to be around them anymore." --Imaginary Heroes
"Fuck my cock!" -- Wet Hot American Summer
"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." -- The Big Lebowski
"The swan ate my baby!" -- Drop Dead Gorgeous
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker." -- Anchorman
"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks." -- Annie Hall
"The Hammer is my penis." -- Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool." -- Almost Famous
"SQUIRREL!" -- Up
"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive." -- Airplane
"Inconceivable!" -- The Princess Bride
"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." -- High Fidelity
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." -- Fight Club
"You're killin' me Smalls!" -- The Sandlot
"I was born a poor black child." -- The Jerk
"Ray, next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Ghostbusters
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." -- The Shawshank Redemption
"I want my two dollars!" -- Better Off Dead
"Son, you got a panty on your head." -- Raising Arizona
"It ain't white boy day is it?" -- True Romance
"That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!" -- Blade: Trinity
I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's ... she's a fish." -- Splash
"Demented and sad, but social." -- The Breakfast Club
"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again." -- Ghost World
"GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!" -- The Goonies
"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know." -- Dogma
"They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time." -- Anchorman
"Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me... please?" -- From Dusk til Dawn
"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco." -- Reservoir Dogs
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!" -- Night of the Living Dead

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