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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

Lord Samuel
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.

Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Erma Bombeck, Family: The Ties that Bind ... And Gag!
Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.

Oscar Wilde
A true friend stabs you in the front.

Jim Hayes
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Christian Slater
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Malcom Bradbury
I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

Bronwyn Polson
Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!

Groucho Marx
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Jerry Seinfeld, in The Bizarro Jerry
Why would anybody want a friend?

Jerry Seinfeld
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Anne Lindbergh
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.

George Carlin
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Bing Crosby
There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

10. Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
9. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
8. Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
7. Best Friends don’t let you do stupid things . . . alone !
6. There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you’ve passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take ‘funny’ pictures of you.
5. A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde
4. You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly.
3. An good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes
2. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another,”What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S Lewis
1. When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. But a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!” - Groucho Marx

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.

― John Churton Collins

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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street

― Virginia Woolf

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Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success

― Oscar Wilde

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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one

― C.S. Lewis

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked

― Abraham Lincoln

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You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog

― Harry Truman

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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim

― George Carlin

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We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately

― Benjamin Franklin

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'

― Groucho Marx

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The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist

― Aaron Machado

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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security old-age home in Australia

― Dame Edna Everage

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you

― Rita Mae Brown

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